- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching Fox news.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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