- Anti Joke

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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