- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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