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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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