Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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