- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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