A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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