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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah