- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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