- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I was watching Fox news.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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