why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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