- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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