RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

I was watching Fox news.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Women's rights

yolo your orange looks orange

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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