What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

u know whats a crime? rape

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

a black man did not eat chicken.

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