- Anti Joke

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks