What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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