Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A shark ate your mom

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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haha

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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I <3 Hitler

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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