- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

haha black people :D

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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