A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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