- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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