- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

My Butthole.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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