What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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