A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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hi

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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