Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Womens rights.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Penis chickens

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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