what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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