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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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