- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How did the black person die? Of old age

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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