whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Justin Bieber hits puberty

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

i found waldo.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops