- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Penis chickens

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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