- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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