- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

One, two, three, four and five

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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