- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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