What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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