why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Firgen and the blung brigade

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How would you rule?

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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