- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.