What's big and purple? Barney

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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