- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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