- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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