- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Justin beiber's penis

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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