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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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