How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

whats brown and booky a book.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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