True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

a black man did not eat chicken.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Anti Joke

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