Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

im gay

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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