- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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