- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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