Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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