why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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