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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

alex is cool

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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