Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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