Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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