A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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