- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oh s***

get in the car.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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