Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Moral

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

AIDS.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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