What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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