- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

This statement is false.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

I have a horse.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Justin beiber's penis

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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