What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Fat people

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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