Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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