- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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