Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why are black people so fast? because there black

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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