- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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