- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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