- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Equal rights!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Rebecca Black's career.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Justin Bieber.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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