yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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get in the car.

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Oh s***

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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