Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Moral

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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