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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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