- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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