What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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