- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Moral

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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