Kameron Brown is gay.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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