- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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