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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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