- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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