What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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run farther?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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