- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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