- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Stop. Seriously stop.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What does water taste like? Water

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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