Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

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