- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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