Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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