- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Sloths

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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