How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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I C U P White stuff

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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don't just stand there

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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