Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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