Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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