How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Irish sobriety

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

I have a really funny joke.

Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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