Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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I asked her where you were.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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