A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Fat people

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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