- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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