- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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