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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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