- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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