- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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