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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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