what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

you dint have to be a jew matt

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's round and orangey? An orange.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What comes after 69? 70

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Anti Joke

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