- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

whats white jizz

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Knock knock.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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