knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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women's rights

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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