- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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