Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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The Qur'an

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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PENIS lol

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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