A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Heskey time.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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