thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Llamaworm

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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