Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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