- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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