A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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You bumder!

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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