How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Praise Paisley

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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