What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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PENIS that is all

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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