- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

black people swimming

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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