Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Apple juice.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Knock Knock No solicitors

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

womens rights

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

what are you mike bibby?

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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