- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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