knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What is the name of the car? What

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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