- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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