- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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