- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

hiya

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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