What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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