- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

There once was this guy and he fell down

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