- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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