How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Sex

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

that wall over there ->

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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